hardon

Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....

1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!

2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"

3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"

by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009

enzo

Puerto Rican crack dealer.

Wha' hup, Enzo ? Holdin' some o' that cavvy ?

by Johnny Chingas May 02, 2004

oovy-oo

The name of your girlfriend.

Oh, oovy, I don't know, I feel so ooee-wooee all the time.....

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

pencil swirl

A hallucination seen when on LSD, kind of like a kaleidoscope of Greek epsilons.

My vision was full of pencil swirls that exploded into color when a truck backfired.

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004