johnny catastrophe's definitions

flerding

When a nerd shamelessly flirts with a girl way out of his league, commonly using nerd humor and referencing nerd appropriate media. (example: video games, star wars, LARP)

Hot girl: "Eww, that creepy guy was just flerding with me, he told me my hair was as beautiful as an elven princess"

by johnny catastrophe December 27, 2011

handicrapped

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.

"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."

by johnny catastrophe January 31, 2012