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Foltz

A radiant deity that brings joy, hope and all things good to his aspiring followers. Although many of the jewish faith take up this path to spiritual enlightenment, it is one of the most difficult to attain.

Congregation: "All heil FOLTZ."
*Bows down to Foltz shrine*
*Offers food, gold, babies, etc. to their god*

by johnlemon September 7, 2015