schooliosis

A medical condition in which your neck becomes inflammed as a result of too much studying (i.e. starring at text books and computer screens). The only known cure is excessive amounts of alcohol.

Tim- "I'm so glad I don't have to study for that o-chem test anymore. My neck is so sore from starring at my notes."

Bill-"Someone get this man a beer STAT! I think he's suffering from schooliosis."