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Mike, you up for staying up all night to be the 1st in line for the new Star Trek movie?
Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
by John the Heeb December 17, 2008
Get the Geekrectionmug. (n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.
Example 1
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
by john the heeb January 2, 2010
Get the Fauxlatiomug. "Helene, I had sex with that Russian guy last night, OMG he got his spunknik all over my hair"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
by John the Heeb March 5, 2009
Get the Spunknikmug.