john really brown's definitions

shoot the pube

a game, usually played by men while at urinals, when one aims the piss stream, aka golden rainbow, at rogue pieces of pubic hair which rest on the lip of the urinal. these special pubes do not necessarilly belong to you, but remember, they must be sent home to the urinal cake.

in the game of shoot the pube, you get extra points if the pube drifts towards the pisser.

by john really brown November 11, 2006

brown mile

when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town

i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile

by john really brown November 5, 2006

log whisperer

a person who speaks to his shit in a soft tone. He only whisper to the "bad" or "deliquent" logs that:

a; splash up water
b; one chunk come back post-flush
c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper
d; make you wipe for 5 hours
e; make you have lil pebble shits

we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.

if you want to correct your incorrect shits. if you want to fix your brown problem. if you like to shit, then be a log whisperer

by john really brown October 28, 2006

scatagories

basically placing your shit in various catergories. can include wet, dry, log-hard, firm yet pellet like and torpedo. its a game when you see how many you can get in one "shitting". you look down, then up, then smile, then write down your winnings. can include "Logirithms"/

yo play the game
what game
scatagories
put yo shit in names and play

by john really brown October 25, 2006

barge a trois

when three barges are in close contact with each other out in the oceans. .they also trade sea hookers and other snacks and tasty treats.

there are three barges in the long island sound. they are having a barge a trois and sea dogs are shitting on hookers. sea style.

by john really brown September 30, 2006

man bubble bath

when a girl is showered by a mans milky man glue.

ill hit you with my man bubble bath
i ll hit you with my man glue

*splat* johnny comed on my face,its like a man bubble bath

by john really brown September 23, 2006

brown ribbon

to win the brown ribbon, you must understand two things. it is very much akin to the blue ribbon in a horse show, and it was invented for the Poop Olympics.

the brown ribbon is given to the winner of the longest and firmest shit.
the brown ribbon is a thin slice of nylon ribbon, width of 4 cm. and is sharp to the touchings. each log is lined up in the Log Lineup and one by one one is tried to be cut by the ribbon. the one thewith the most shitsistance (resistance of shit sue to corn ratio or other thing) this one wins it.

it the poop olympiad of brownsville, tx, Irving Logman won the brown ribbon.
it now adornes his fireplace.

by john really brown September 6, 2006