mathmatical process by which a shit/corn ratio is aquired. it is devised from taking the amount of corn in your shit and dividing it by the total mass of your log, including water content and multiplying by 100. is expressed in units called nibblets. my corn ratio is 22 niblets some days.
shannon- hey i am eating corn
tim- maybe you will shit some out
dan- ill get my calculator so we can logarithm afterwards.
tim- maybe you will shit some out
dan- ill get my calculator so we can logarithm afterwards.
by john really brown July 09, 2006
a game, usually played by men while at urinals, when one aims the piss stream, aka golden rainbow, at rogue pieces of pubic hair which rest on the lip of the urinal. these special pubes do not necessarilly belong to you, but remember, they must be sent home to the urinal cake.
by john really brown November 11, 2006
like the sex act of t-bag or t-bagging, this has to do with a stockbroker sticking his thick, firm, long-term government bond in and out of a throat.
i t-billed your wife greenspan
by john really brown November 16, 2006
this word was found in a Nietzsche text lost deep down in John Denver's raised ranch in jersey. It was found to mean a act of jacking off your shit. no, i dont mean sticking it up your holes again and again, i mean actual jacking off your logs.
comes from greek word,
poopstapolus batum, meaning the city where napolean first jacked off his logs. the next day he beat the french in a war., and so the act of poopstabation continued.
comes from greek word,
poopstapolus batum, meaning the city where napolean first jacked off his logs. the next day he beat the french in a war., and so the act of poopstabation continued.
by John really brown December 23, 2004
when you use sand paper for a lube. many have tried this aspect to no avail, but it shall be tried again this millenia. it leaves both parties sensitive and just. tired and tight,and blue. you can actually sandpaper your dong to create a grit like sensation before you become erect and ejaculatory.
jane- lets spice up our sex life
dan- yea its more like sex pergutory
jane- haha, u r funny, but i saw someone use a new type of lube
dan- oh yea?
jane- yea
dan- well lets do it, lets use sandpaper for some grit.
jane- i will like it
dan- yes you will
jane- thanks, i hope i dont get a dry
san- oh no no, you will just get an orgasm
dan- yea its more like sex pergutory
jane- haha, u r funny, but i saw someone use a new type of lube
dan- oh yea?
jane- yea
dan- well lets do it, lets use sandpaper for some grit.
jane- i will like it
dan- yes you will
jane- thanks, i hope i dont get a dry
san- oh no no, you will just get an orgasm
by john really brown June 12, 2006
when you have sex with a girl, and you get a boom box. in return for an given orgasm, you will be rewarded with a boom box as a thank you gift. popular in the new england region and among asians
sandra- how do i have sex if im ugly
tommy- e z , just get a boom box as a gift
sandy- yea its boom box sex, all the ugly girls do it
steve- yea i once banged a girl for a my first sony, yo
tommy- e z , just get a boom box as a gift
sandy- yea its boom box sex, all the ugly girls do it
steve- yea i once banged a girl for a my first sony, yo
by john really brown July 07, 2006
a person who speaks to his shit in a soft tone. He only whisper to the "bad" or "deliquent" logs that:
a; splash up water
b; one chunk come back post-flush
c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper
d; make you wipe for 5 hours
e; make you have lil pebble shits
we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.
a; splash up water
b; one chunk come back post-flush
c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper
d; make you wipe for 5 hours
e; make you have lil pebble shits
we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.
if you want to correct your incorrect shits. if you want to fix your brown problem. if you like to shit, then be a log whisperer
by john really brown October 28, 2006