john mugster's definitions

Salad fingers

Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.

I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers

by john mugster March 17, 2019

Marlow

a guy who is addicted to his hair. He has lots of girlfriends.

I don't want to be a Marlow

by john mugster November 27, 2017

madeline

They are a weirdo who likes to eat monkey cheese and lick dirty lollipops. Most people think that she is crazy and insane.

*Someone is eating a lollipop off of the floor*

OH STOP THAT YOU MADELINE!

by john mugster November 1, 2018

Maximilian

The coolest guy in town. All the girls love him and want to be with him. He can charm women into doing anything with his words and his touch.

OMG! He is such as Maximilian

by john mugster October 29, 2018

FORTNITE ADDICT

A kid who is addicted to watching fortnite and Ninja.

FORTNITE ADDICT

by john mugster October 29, 2018

Itay

Itay is someone who likes to wank in his free time. He doesn't get many girls because of his low intelligence.

Stop doing an Itay.

by john mugster October 28, 2018

itay

Itay's are people who have weird and different haircuts. They are also very short for their age and aren't very social. They are a living version of a nerd.

That nerd is such an itay.

by john mugster October 28, 2018