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noodled

1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.

2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.

2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
by john lampy May 8, 2008
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