john harris's definitions

quota time

When you are only given 120 minutes a day to look at inappropriate stuff/ go on the mary kate and ashley olsen website. It's really hard to be so limited.

Tracey: Hey, Colleen, I have a really good idea, let's stream in some news from CNN.com!
Colleen: Tracey, you moran, don't you know that I have 0 minutes of quota time remaining?
Tracey: No, dude, sorry I didn't I feel asleep.
Colleen: It's ok, we can use Sean's quota time.
Tracey: GENIUS.

by John Harris May 13, 2005

Bad Actor

A bad Actor: Steven Segal

oh my god who casted this retard in the film, he cant act his way out of a paper bag.

by John Harris June 11, 2004

neub

What Brad Calls himself

I'm an neuB!

by John Harris August 4, 2003

modern dance

grown men in questionable clothing, flailing around like they are having a seizure.

two men danced on stage to win the heart of a robot.

by john harris February 17, 2004

oh what now

when you da best and caplice aint, yo.

DJ Cedo likes me more than you, OH WHAT NOW.

by John Harris March 4, 2005

do-rag

britney and kevin ferderline style

My do-rag is like off da hook, yo.

by john harris February 14, 2005