john footpenis 11's definitions

bittenbendered

When a vindictive side piece finds out that their man is engaged and/or married and goes nuclear by telling the fiance/wife about their sexual episodes, including but not limited to anal penetration, in an effort to destroy him.

Mariana told Pat’s fiancé that he anally penetrated her and put them both in a group text entitled “welcome to hell.” He got so Bittenbendered !

by john footpenis 11 June 8, 2022

himelberger

A feltch and fried gerbil sandwich served in a New York City prison

Wow guard that Himelberger was the tastiest I ate at Rikers

by john footpenis 11 October 29, 2009