john's definitions

stiffy

a long erected penis,boner

hello boner

by john July 24, 2003

jobbed

when something unfortunate has happened to someone

I lost $10; I got jobbed.

by john March 2, 2005

Biggerer

very very big, super bigger, HUGE

my cock is biggerer then yours

by john December 26, 2002

pirate fuck

fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She will get up standing on one leg with one eye closed, walking like she's drunk and swearing

Leroy pirate fucked his Girlfriend last night. she was mad as a wasp afterwards

by john May 14, 2005

gambi

There you are, the man with a gambi.

The man with a gambi...

by John September 24, 2004

bach

Short for Maybach, an expensive luxury sedan made by Mercedes-Benz. It is comparable to a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

Your boy back in the building, Brooklyn we back on the map
Me and my beautiful beeeeeeeitch in the back of that 'Bach.

-Jay-Z, Dirt Off Your Shoulder

by John February 28, 2005

boodussy

The process of having one two guys having anal sex with one girl and another two having vaginal sex with the same girl.

Damn, i'd like to perform boodussy to sarah, bring 2 friends and were sorted.

by John March 22, 2003