Definitions by joeF

nk 

Not Kidding.

It's the opposite of jk.
Instead of you kidding around, you can now be "not kidding".

Use it when you want to be taken a little more serious, or to throw emphasis on something.

Example 1:
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: ahahaha maybe it could catch on
Mr. F: seriously

NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: ahahaha maybe it could catch on
Mr. F: nk

EXAMPLE 2:
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: idk yeah just let it spread on its own
Mr. F: yea, ok.

NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: idk yeah just let it spread on its own
Mr. F: nk

EXAMPLE 3:
BEFORE, it would go like this.
Mr. B: Yeah fuck your current one lol
Mr. F: seriously.

NOW, you can say this.
Mr. B: Yeah fuck your current one lol
Mr. F: nk

nk by joeF August 8, 2014

aggerotti 

A verbal emotional response to the misadventure of others or oneself.

Verb - Aggered - To play a leading role in the misadventure is to be Aggered

To shout "Aggerotti" when your friend tells you of his most recent holiday-love enounter, regailing how he only became aware of the she-male's extra bits in the morining

aggerotti by JoeF November 29, 2005