30 definitions by joe blow

acute dick

a dick that turns around on itself that has less then a 90 degree turn

man that guy got an acute that hits him straight in the gut when he bends over

by joe blow November 13, 2002

jd

an iced out gangsta with 50 bitches on each arm and a car with bling blingin pimp-ass rims

those rims r iced out holmes

by joe blow February 16, 2003

Walking Erection

someone who's brain, tho found in their pants, only functions when their dick is hard, therefore they have practiced a permanent erection

Saint Ownsalot

by joe blow December 4, 2003

captain hook

a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.

looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.

by joe blow November 13, 2002

talk to the hand

When you lift your hand to stop a perfectly good conversation of mocking somone. "Talk to the Hand" is, has, and always will be stupid stupid stupid. It is done by annoying white girls and oreos. Stupid Stupid Stupid.

Me: Wow so I heard your an idiot
Stupid idiot: Talk to the hand
Me: Wow stupid!

by joe blow June 18, 2004

cocamo

a fucking BITCH girl

your a dumb cocamo

by joe blow October 10, 2003

unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.

"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"

by joe blow July 5, 2004