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Hattaterrorism

The belief that hats are worn to protect oneself from terrorists. Originated in a small town. Those who practice this have a specific prayer prayed before each time a hat is worn.

He can't take his hat off, it's part of his religion; hattaterrorism.

by jkjkjklol123 November 1, 2017