Definitions by jjpwfelli

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

Mawded 

To get drunk to the state of severe mental impairment.

Thought to derived from a tiny, inbred snob enclave called Mawdesley in Lancashire where centuries of inbreeding have caused severe mental retardation in the local populace.

We only planned to go out for a few drinks but we ended up getting completely mawded.

Mawded by jjpwfelli May 21, 2016

inbred 

The offspring of two genetically related parents. Common in obscure, tiny and inaccessible communities like Mawdesley, a lifeless snobby dormitory enclave in Lancashire.

In Mawdesley everyone is related and has the same surname as the village, i.e. Mawdesley therefore many people are inbred. See also Mawdo and Mawdesley Tractor.

I just visited the pub in Mawdesley. I didn't feel comfortable, the locals looked strange. I think they were inbred.

inbred by jjpwfelli April 13, 2016

mawdesley tractor 

A large, luxury SUV. Driven exclusively by upper middle class snobbish pricks.

Outside the private school there were loads of Mawdesley tractors dropping Gideon and Henrietta off.

mawdesley tractor by jjpwfelli December 30, 2015

mawdo 

A snob, particularly of the small-minded, anti-social, boring, inbred variety.

Derived from the obscure, featureless, tiny, isolated, inbred, punishingly boring, rural, snob commuter enclave called Mawdesley.

Chris has become a right mawdo after getting that promotion.

That featureless, depressing, dormitory village/enclave is a bit mawdo for my liking.

We had a look in that new bar but it was full of mawdo's, so we went somewhere else.

mawdo by jjpwfelli December 18, 2015