jiujitsujack's definitions

broshing

bro + bashing

-The act of randomly teasing your friends about every single thing you can think of, no matter how insignificant it is.

-No matter if it's good or bad. If it's good you find a way to make it bad

-You may often find one particular thing to hate on them for and then make everything they do somehow related to that thing, so then you can tease them

-After all the teasing is done, you're always still cool with each other. Cause thats how broshing works!

"Dude you got a new hat!"

"I bet he got it from his gay lover!"

"Yeah, he sucks penis!!"

"Dude we are so broshing him!!!!"

by jiujitsujack September 6, 2009

beer dump

When in the morning after a great drinking session you have to shit but you cant squeeze it out cause you feel like your gonna puke if you try to. At least thats what i think it is cause thats what happened to me this morning

Guy # 1: Whats taking so long in there man?

Guy # 2: Dude if i squeeze this dump out i'm gonna hurl!

Guy # 1: Too much beer bro, your having a beer dump

Guy # 2: uhhhh!!! *puke splash*

Guy # 1: . . . . damn

by jiujitsujack August 23, 2009