switches

a word, or group of words said when high to get you a little offguard, breaking your concentration because it sparks something up in your past.

Kid 1: "Hey, how about you pull your pants down, turn around, and touch your toes."
Kid 2: "HOLY SHIT OMG STOP HUMPING GOD STOP AHHHH MOMMMMMMYYYYYY."
Kid 1: "Haha I'll use those switches when he gets older."
Kid 2: "Fuck you Jimmy."

by jimmy gon.her.pid January 22, 2007

gaydar

when you can tell someones gay just by looking at them

My Catholic school tips my gaydar off the fucking scale, I just turn the damn thing off, i know everyone in that school is gay.

by jimmy gon.her.pid January 30, 2007

h-bomb

To drop an epidemic of herpes.

Jimmy dropped a h-bomb on his school, now everyone has got mad itchy legs, probably shouldn't have fucked with him.

by jimmy gon.her.pid December 17, 2006