Definitions by jimmy dragon slayer 112

slapping the mongoose 

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

slapping the mongoose by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018

slap the basin

To hit the toilet bowl with an enormous log of poo effectively slapping the basin of the toilet bowl.

Hey! did you slap the basin? It smells like shit in here and the toilet is brown.

slap the basin by jimmy dragon slayer 112 September 8, 2017

Slapped the basin 

To take an enormous shit and have it hit the toilet bowl aggressively.

I had a bowl of chili last night, and this morning I slapped the basin. Now somebody needs to fix the toilet.

Slapped the basin by jimmy dragon slayer 112 March 31, 2017