emolepsy

The condition of near constant aggrevation and bitching caused by listening to too much emo music.

Dashboard Confessional has given my son emolepsy!

by Jimmy D March 18, 2004

crops

vegatble garden vs. a flower garden

Jimbo: Haney, air ye growin' any 'maters this year in yer backgyard?

Haney: Nope. No crops. Wife's growin' flares this year.

Jimbo: Alright then.

by Jimmy D October 13, 2003

Yodel Girl

A very attractive female that makes a man squeal with delight.

Clem: That dern Jeannie's Sister on "I Dream of Jeannie" shore is a Yodel Girl!

Ezekiel: They're the same woman, Clem.

Clem: Nope. That sister's purtier.

by Jimmy D October 11, 2003

bombakhan

Inspired by the rasta whitey cop in Leon, who says 'watch your bombakhan mouth', so it can either be used as a substitute for fucking or as a postive swear word.

Shut your bombakhan mouth = shut your fucking mouth.
That was bombakhan man = that was ace man.

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003

NOJ

Named after a support band so bad that noj has become a very flexible form of profanity.

That was so noj man = that was so shit/crap/wank man.

You're a nojing dick = you're a fucking dick

by Jimmy D May 17, 2003