Definitions by jesus 09

guitar hero 

when a man inserts the end of a guitar inside a woman for sexual pleasure, for true heroics someone can play the guitar while it is inside the woman although some experts claim that this is impossible.
positions include the Hendrix and the cryin' maiden.

"i guitar heroed my ho last night"

guitar hero by jesus 09 October 17, 2008

meat face

a person who purposly glues meat to their face for an unknown reason.
the meat can be glued on in various ways such as, with a hinge.

"i say, that man appears to have meat on his face, therfore he is a meat face"

meat face by jesus 09 October 17, 2008