Definitions by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues

lick-and-sniff 

when you lick your arm and the overpowering stench of chlorine burns your nostrils.

you can tell that jess hanch and nikkii rodrigues are swimmers because of the lick-and-sniff task.

lick-and-sniff by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 4, 2008

kajillion 

a reallyreallyreally big number. but not infinity.

amylee is a kajillion times better than your face.

kajillion by Jess Hanch & Nikkii Rodrigues July 3, 2008

flip-shit 

fuck this

if something is too difficult say “flip shit” and quit...
coach: "okay were going to do 6x400 butterfly for time"
everyone in pool: "FLIP-SHIT!" ::goes to bathroom/lockeroom::

flip-shit by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

fagmuffin

it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier

"you are a fagmuffin"

fagmuffin by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

fucktard 

retard, just with a "fuck" in it

kid jumps off 3 story roof and breaks face
"nice going you fucktard"

fucktard by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

sneak-a-fuck 

ahhh this one you don’t even wanna kno where THAT came from…but ill give the meaning anyway. It’s the only way for a straight girl to nail another girl. If youre having a 3some or even a 4some (if those exist but in todays society im sure they do) and while the “hot chick” so-to-speak is having fun doing her thing or w/e u nail her. But u be really sneaky about it. Therefore it doesn’t seem as though your not straight.

man+woman+hot chick={insert sneak-a-fuck here}

sneak-a-fuck by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

nose goes 

BEST GAME EVER. if you do not want to do something like cleaning or getting off your lazy ass for cake then you touch your nose and say "nose goes" and the last person to do that, must be non lazy.

hanch: "i want cake...::touches nose:: nose goes!!!
alana: ::touches nose:: "nose goes!!!"
emily: ::touches nose:: "nose goes!!!"
nikkii: "damn it!" ::walks into kitchen, gets big cake::

nose goes by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008