Definitions by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues

lick-and-sniff 

when you lick your arm and the overpowering stench of chlorine burns your nostrils.

you can tell that jess hanch and nikkii rodrigues are swimmers because of the lick-and-sniff task.

lick-and-sniff by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 4, 2008

kajillion 

a reallyreallyreally big number. but not infinity.

amylee is a kajillion times better than your face.

kajillion by Jess Hanch & Nikkii Rodrigues July 3, 2008

flip-shit 

fuck this

if something is too difficult say “flip shit” and quit...
coach: "okay were going to do 6x400 butterfly for time"
everyone in pool: "FLIP-SHIT!" ::goes to bathroom/lockeroom::

flip-shit by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

fagmuffin

it just means fag, but its WAYYYY funnier

"you are a fagmuffin"

fagmuffin by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

fucktard 

retard, just with a "fuck" in it

kid jumps off 3 story roof and breaks face
"nice going you fucktard"

fucktard by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

doughboy 

fried dough confection with sugar and cinnamon and stuff ONLY IN RHODE ISLAND (amylee next time u randomly go to RI meet me at evans field any day during summer at noon and we go get doughboy)

amylee, dude, lets go get a doughboy NOW cuz i want more calories.

doughboy by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

AIM-and-piss 

when you're on your sidekick and you need to "piss"
you then take sidekick into restroom and IM your friends while "taking care of business"

nikkii: ::on sidekick:: "damn i need to pee"
hanch: "you're on your sidekick you moron AIM-AND-PISS!!!!"
nikki: "oh yea thats brilliant!"

AIM-and-piss by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008