Using camping equipment inside your home, especially when your home simulates the rigors of wilderness living.
The heating bill got too expensive, so this month I've set the thermostat at 52 degrees and I'm hamping in my sleeping bag on the couch.
Tacky clothing decoration (i.e. sequins, beads) that goes unseen when the apparel is hanging between other items on the rack, causing anguish when a customer removes the item from the rack and discovers the ruination of an otherwise purchasable textile.
I thought I had found the perfect blouse, but I pulled it off the rack only to discover that unforsequins covered it in a sash-like spray from shoulder to waist. There was no way I could buy it.
The level of anxiety you face when there is one piece of marzipan left, but it's your fault for eating it all in the first place.
I bought a box of marzipan this afternoon and told myself to make it last until Christmas, but all I have now is one piece and lots of marzipanic.
How you feel when you are so cold that you become angry. Similar to hangry
( a blend of hungry and angry).
Walking the dog in -22 wind chill makes one cangry
An all-knowing and all-seeing volunteer who tells other volunteers how to do their tasks.
On my first day volunteering at the soup kitchen, I thought I was serving the soup just fine, but a cranky volunseer showed up out of nowhere and told me to do it a different way.