someone who is way lame, possibly very lazy at work, causes co-workers to all have to work over, then goes to the bar and gives bad vibes to all the women
Man this daggone joker i work with spent at least 2 hours on the toilet today. After he got to leave early, that daggone joker came to the bar and tried to hang with me. I went home alone
by Jeff Dailey August 18, 2007
Get the daggone jokermug. a person who does well with the baby girls by planting the seeds at the appropriate time, letting the crops grow until they are ripe for the picking, the reaps the bounty or booty in this case, just to wait till next year seedlings need planted for a new crop of baby girls to be seeded, ripe for the picking, and harvested once again, cycle repeats
Jim is quite the Farmer, a baby girl came in the club, he dissed her after she smarted off, he said your loss. Next time when her and her friends came in he bought them shots and ended up back at their house for a night of sweet loving. Some say the greatest Farmer of all time
by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2008
Get the The Farmermug. a way of hardcore living where you disrespect all people all the time, go to the bar when you get off work until close, then need to call for a ride home, show no interest in anything but drinking and playing games, stands for So Way Lame Life
Man, that cat across the bar is living SwaimLife, they say hes been here drinking since 3 oclock just playing game machine. guess hell have to call the old lady for a ride home. Daggone Joker
by Jeff Dailey May 13, 2008
Get the SwaimLifemug. This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her change the channel by hand.
Johns girl loves to watch Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to watch the ball game, when she smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.
by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2007
Get the West Virginia Remote Controlmug.