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Definitions by jeff bezos lover

Elonmusksexual 

when you are extremally deeply in love with elon musk, you think about his money all the time, you think about his hairline receding, you think about the millions of teslas he gives birth to each day, thats what turn you on, elon musk daddy.
are you attracted to anyone?

no im only in love with elon musk, im elonmusksexual

jeffbezossexual 

one who is deeply in love with jeff bezos, who can't get his bald head out of their own mind,thinking about his sexy money
do you like anyone?

no im jeffbezossexual, hes my daddy