dirty donut

during the process of assfucking a girl, she loses bowel control slightly and a ring of feces comes from her anus and forms a donut around your penis

dude, i was fucking this chick and she fucking dirty donut'ed me. i had to fucking windex my cock cos it stank so bad.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

assfacius

someone who is ass face. someone suffering from a disease where they cant tell the difference between their ass and face.

damn, jon is being an assfacius today

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

moore

to screw up, fuck up, call of, or by any other means call off a cool thing.

dude, we were gonna go to mexico and be wasted 24/7 & score with some mexican hookers.. but jon moore'd it up..

by jeexlabs.com August 23, 2003

tree fitty

three dollars and fifty cents. the amount of money that goddamn lochness monster wants.

that goddamn lochness monster wants tree fitty again!

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003

spud dud

when a guy is seconds away from ejaculation and is interupted (relative walks in, girl starts crying) and ejaculation is delayed and in a fevered attempt he resumes the process that brought him to ejaculation and its very poor ejaculation.

dude, i was fucking carrie, then her sister walked in, and she starred at me and left, so i kept jerking off but it was a spud dud.. so i went and raped carrie's sister.

by jeexlabs.com March 26, 2003