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Sideways

The act, or art of getting sideways, also commonly reffered to as "getting beyond horizontal", is an extreme case of intoxication where one is incapable of standing upright in a vertical manner, thus the only other option being "horizontal" or "sideways". The level of sidewayness achieved by an idivudual is measured in degrees, 210 degrees being very sideways. In this state one is subject to numerous physical mishaps but also reaches and experiences the metal state of Euphoria.
Aw man I got so sideways last night, I took a shit in my bathtub.
by jdillybang June 18, 2011
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