jason's definitions

cream sandwhich

cream sandwhich1-a sandwhich made of cream;cream sandwhich2-when your penis is covered in spurm and your hooker dovours it whole

-I just made a cream sandwhich!
-Hey baby, eat my cream sandwhich!

by Jason July 1, 2006

RazorsnRoses

The place where I keep my penis.

John rests his beloved cock inside RazorsnRoses

by Jason January 22, 2004

Staloshinji

Panties, underwear

You are not wearing any Staloshinji :O

by Jason April 16, 2006

Girls

Rumored to be real; urban myth.

Girls come in three different formats: *.JPG, *.GIF, and *.PNG.

by Jason October 5, 2005

Lemmiwinks

(noun) Name of the gerbil on South Park that was stuck in Mr. Slave's ass and proceeded on a great adventure to find freedom through the esophogus. Later named the gerbil king.

A gerbil.

by Jason December 6, 2003

walls

Your future world ruler... of video games

There's no example good enough for him

by jason July 27, 2003

Coreyness

1. The inate ability to transform any word in the English(and possibly Spanish or French) language into a noun.

Wow, Corey's coreyness is astounding.

by Jason September 8, 2003