Earlteeth

A word decribing decrepit teeth that is derived from the fact that Earl is a common name for a homeless person. (Homeless people usually have bad teeth and are named Earl)

When the girl made eye contact with me I thought she was pretty hot until she smilled and I realized she had earlteeth.

by jasom February 09, 2004

rhino skin

The skin of an old woman's vagina.

Hillary Clinton probably has rhino skin.

by jasom February 09, 2004

Dirp

A deformed nipple.

When he took his shirt off, everyone noticed his dirp.

by jasom February 09, 2004