TurboFool

One who uses numerous paragraphs to get across a point that could easily be made more concise.
Man, that TurboFool post was so long, I didn't even bother to read it.
by Jarrett September 25, 2003
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plunger

Plunger is the opposite of the shocker. The plunger consists of two fingers, usually the ring and pinky inserted into a girl's ass with the index finger inserted into her vagina. Often used during church or important business meetings with Japanese clients.
Father Joe gave Jenny the plunger while watching a Menudo video.
by Jarrett January 08, 2005
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Drit

The nickname used by hot blond guys in highschool.
Yo Drit, what's new?
by Jarrett April 15, 2003
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