friddle

The act of sticking a penis in one's ear
Berty friddled Mr. Tinant
by Jarett February 02, 2004
mugGet the friddlemug.

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.
goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.
by jarett August 09, 2021
mugGet the computing snakemug.