Urban Dictionary: Definitions by janozs gyury

sarakiri

The act of buying an Android device.

HE swapped his iPhone for a Huawei, basically commiting Sarakiri.

Antipatic but also handicap

De ce esti mah handipatic?

1. A person that enjoys ones mother.
2. Someone who's duty is to please moms.

Chuck Norris is a bad ass mother lover.
Tell your mom she didn't pay for my mother loving services last night.