Definitions by jamz buck

Do a Trevor 

Do a Trevor, is a work place phrase when someone wilfully slows down so much that the they cannot complete allocated tasks in given time. Do ( ing ) a Trevor usually results in one or more of your colleagues having to take up the slack and complete your work.

Worker 1 - How was yesterdays shift

Worker 2 - Far to much for me had Do a Trevor and only got 3/4s if it done

Do a Trevor by jamz buck March 15, 2024

Pulled a Trevor 

Workplace phrase for wilfully doing the job so slowly with no intention of finishing the allocated tasks. Pulling a Trevor usually involves one or more of your colleagues having to pick the slack and complete your days work for you.

Worker 1 - how was your shift yesterday?

Worker 2 - no too bad, Pulled a Trevor and only did 2 thirds of the work.

Pulled a Trevor by jamz buck March 12, 2024

Pulled a Trevor 

A workplace term for wilfully doing your job as slowly as possible with no intention of completimg allocated tasks. Pulling a Trevor generally results in one or more of your colleagues having to pick up the slack.

Worker 1 - How was your shift yesterday ?

Worker 2, - Not too bad, Pulled a Trevor and ditched half the work.

Pulled a Trevor by jamz buck March 12, 2024

Jabbo The Hutt 

Jabbo the Hutt, is the negative reaction to the covid innoculation. When 12-24 hours later when you collapse on the sofa unable to move.

Hows was the jab,

All good until I went all Jabbo the Hutt

Jabbo The Hutt by jamz buck May 25, 2021

Rather someone shit in my tea 

When something goes so far against the grain you would rather something worse occurring

I've got a spare Take That ticket, fancy coming?"

" Nah, I would rather someone shit in my tea"

Rather someone shit in my tea by jamz buck May 30, 2020

cuntstructive criticism 

This is unwarranted and completely unnecessary criticism, which by the very nature of the person giving it also incorrect. Their nature is of course being that of the cunt

" got pulled into the office today for another dose of cuntstructive criticism from that bellend of a manage"

cuntstructive criticism by jamz buck August 17, 2017

Slodden 

Used to describe the condition of vinyl records which have been poorly treated and stored. Records described as slodden will feature dirt, mould, numerous bodily fluids, scratches, warps, cracks and smell musty. Usually only used as Charity Shop Fodder.

" I picked up a joblot of records the other day"
"Sweet, any good?"
"nah mate they wrecked, proper slodden"

Slodden by jamz buck April 14, 2017