jamz buck's definitions

cuntstructive criticism

This is unwarranted and completely unnecessary criticism, which by the very nature of the person giving it also incorrect. Their nature is of course being that of the cunt

" got pulled into the office today for another dose of cuntstructive criticism from that bellend of a manage"

by jamz buck August 17, 2017

Pulled a Trevor

A workplace term for wilfully doing your job as slowly as possible with no intention of completimg allocated tasks. Pulling a Trevor generally results in one or more of your colleagues having to pick up the slack.

Worker 1 - How was your shift yesterday ?

Worker 2, - Not too bad, Pulled a Trevor and ditched half the work.

by jamz buck March 12, 2024

do as u likey

rhyming slang (pikey) for a traveller. can be shortened to do as.

i see the fairs in town, will be full of do as u likeys

by jamz buck June 16, 2010

Jabbo The Hutt

Jabbo the Hutt, is the negative reaction to the covid innoculation. When 12-24 hours later when you collapse on the sofa unable to move.

Hows was the jab,

All good until I went all Jabbo the Hutt

by jamz buck May 25, 2021

Do a Trevor

Do a Trevor, is a work place phrase when someone wilfully slows down so much that the they cannot complete allocated tasks in given time. Do ( ing ) a Trevor usually results in one or more of your colleagues having to take up the slack and complete your work.

Worker 1 - How was yesterdays shift

Worker 2 - Far to much for me had Do a Trevor and only got 3/4s if it done

by jamz buck March 15, 2024

Rather someone shit in my tea

When something goes so far against the grain you would rather something worse occurring

I've got a spare Take That ticket, fancy coming?"

" Nah, I would rather someone shit in my tea"

by jamz buck May 30, 2020

Pulled a Trevor

Workplace phrase for wilfully doing the job so slowly with no intention of finishing the allocated tasks. Pulling a Trevor usually involves one or more of your colleagues having to pick the slack and complete your days work for you.

Worker 1 - how was your shift yesterday?

Worker 2 - no too bad, Pulled a Trevor and only did 2 thirds of the work.

by jamz buck March 12, 2024