Definitions by jamie_ledge
full as a fat girls socks
Generally used to describe when one's levels of intoxication are quite high. see term drunk as a skunk
He took my wallet? Well i suppose it makes sense, i was full as a fat girls socks that night, i wouldnt have known either way. I thought he could be trusted.
full as a fat girls socks by jamie_ledge September 7, 2008
yarch
Ginga- Got any yarch? my skin is itching.
Man 1- yep. here you go ya ginga.
Ginga- thank you.
Man 1- please call again.
Ginga- i will, its highly addictive you know.
Man 1- yes i know it is, see you tomorrow
Man 1- yep. here you go ya ginga.
Ginga- thank you.
Man 1- please call again.
Ginga- i will, its highly addictive you know.
Man 1- yes i know it is, see you tomorrow
yarch by jamie_ledge September 6, 2008
gutted hedghog
Man, Vanessa had an outey! my very first one! Ive always met girls with innies
What? are you telling me she's got a gutted hedghog?"
Yeh, it was fantastic. i was full after about 10 minutes but kept going.
What? are you telling me she's got a gutted hedghog?"
Yeh, it was fantastic. i was full after about 10 minutes but kept going.
gutted hedghog by jamie_ledge September 6, 2008
full of arms and legs
Kylie can't come out with us anymore.
Yeh i havent seen her for ages, whats with that?
She's full of arms and legs.
Oh, ok.
OR
Look at that bird over there, is she chock full of arms and legs or what?
Yeh i havent seen her for ages, whats with that?
She's full of arms and legs.
Oh, ok.
OR
Look at that bird over there, is she chock full of arms and legs or what?
full of arms and legs by jamie_ledge September 6, 2008
inchbemill
Used to describe the monumently small dimensions of a persons penis.Just as timber is measured in dimensions such as 2 X 4 or "two" "be" "four". The "inch" "be" "mill" equates to Inch X millimeter
Gawd i had no idea you had an inchbemill, poor fella.
To bad you've got an inchbemill son, maybe a sundress is the way to go this season.
To bad you've got an inchbemill son, maybe a sundress is the way to go this season.
inchbemill by jamie_ledge September 5, 2008
bit offtap
bit offtap by jamie_ledge September 5, 2008
Urban Dictionary Face Off
Urban Dictionary Face Off:
When two complete strangers who have posted the same definition on Urban Dictionary, later come back, maybe several times, each time voting themselves 'up' one vote, & the other 'down' to grapple for first position. Meanwhile, they & other UD readers begin noticing a 'not so coincidental alignment' of each others thumbs up vote/each others down vote as time goes on.
UD Face Offs are brought on either by one of or combinations of revenge, obsessiveness, contempt, stupidity, perfectionism, OCD, jealousy, spite, fun, fear of dominance, may continue out of boredom and the freedoms of anonymity on the internet, or even just because the ball has started rolling & you can't stop it. As with any face off there is usually a 'Winner' & a 'Loser'. A stalemate may occur after an initial stouche, but because of the foot-print left behind from the voting, the new reader/observer reads & corresponds the vote & definition, and in their minds at that moment decide a winner & loser, and after some thought, maybe vote.
When two complete strangers who have posted the same definition on Urban Dictionary, later come back, maybe several times, each time voting themselves 'up' one vote, & the other 'down' to grapple for first position. Meanwhile, they & other UD readers begin noticing a 'not so coincidental alignment' of each others thumbs up vote/each others down vote as time goes on.
UD Face Offs are brought on either by one of or combinations of revenge, obsessiveness, contempt, stupidity, perfectionism, OCD, jealousy, spite, fun, fear of dominance, may continue out of boredom and the freedoms of anonymity on the internet, or even just because the ball has started rolling & you can't stop it. As with any face off there is usually a 'Winner' & a 'Loser'. A stalemate may occur after an initial stouche, but because of the foot-print left behind from the voting, the new reader/observer reads & corresponds the vote & definition, and in their minds at that moment decide a winner & loser, and after some thought, maybe vote.
Dude I'm in the middle of an Urban Dictionary Face Off!
What the fuck is that?
It's a name i just came up with for this situation I'm in at the moment,
Yeh?
Yeh, this dude posted a definition after mine last year on UD, and ever since there has this been this ever increasing thumbs down vote corresponding with his up vote.
Blimey, that is pretty funny tho.
Yeh it is a bit, heheh.
What are ya gunna do about it?
Nothing, just post this definition.
You gunna keep voting his down every time he votes yours down?
Till the day I die or root jennifer hawkins, which ever comes first dude, which ever comes first. hahahah
What the fuck is that?
It's a name i just came up with for this situation I'm in at the moment,
Yeh?
Yeh, this dude posted a definition after mine last year on UD, and ever since there has this been this ever increasing thumbs down vote corresponding with his up vote.
Blimey, that is pretty funny tho.
Yeh it is a bit, heheh.
What are ya gunna do about it?
Nothing, just post this definition.
You gunna keep voting his down every time he votes yours down?
Till the day I die or root jennifer hawkins, which ever comes first dude, which ever comes first. hahahah
Urban Dictionary Face Off by jamie_ledge January 6, 2008