Guy 1: hey dude you want to go to Arizona in the middle of July and go on a hike on Arizona Trail that stretches over 800 miles across the entire length of the state and takes six to eight weeks to complete we are going to have to average 14 miles to 18.7 miles per day.
Guy 2: Na bro with global warming and in Arizona in July try again in October all right peace dude.
guy 1: DUDE this is our honey moon
guy 2: baby you know i hate the heat
guy 1: darling
guy 2: baby i love you but i really wont be able to do that i will run out of spoons of energy ok
guy 1: ok baby
guy 2: i love being gay
guy 1: me too baby
Guy 2: Na bro with global warming and in Arizona in July try again in October all right peace dude.
guy 1: DUDE this is our honey moon
guy 2: baby you know i hate the heat
guy 1: darling
guy 2: baby i love you but i really wont be able to do that i will run out of spoons of energy ok
guy 1: ok baby
guy 2: i love being gay
guy 1: me too baby
by jamie/that/ting November 12, 2023
person 1: "Hey look at this snake!"
genZ/young millennials/teen/kid/person 2: " Na there ain't no way that I'm coming over there to see that nope rope"
person 1: "It's just a king snake
person 2: " HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT IT IS A KING SNAKE IT COULD BE A COTTON MOUTH."
person 1:" ....... dude do you even know what I do for a living I'm a herpetologist a scientist who studies snakes you have been my BOYFRIEND for 3 years we are engaged, and you are my fiancé We are almost married, you were my BOYFRIEND FOR THREE YEARS and I have worked with boa constrictors and you are asking me HOW I KNOW!!!"
person 2: " Okay my almost-husband sorry I installed you but you know I'm scared of snakes"
person 1: "Apology expected almost-husband now can you please come and try to see this beauty of a king snake please sweet heart <3 🥰"
person 2: " I love you sweetie "
person 1: " I love you too"
person 2: " I love you but I'm not going to see the snake"
person 1: "ok fine now let's go see the Eiffel Tower"
person 2: "I love being gay"
END SEEN
FIN
genZ/young millennials/teen/kid/person 2: " Na there ain't no way that I'm coming over there to see that nope rope"
person 1: "It's just a king snake
person 2: " HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT IT IS A KING SNAKE IT COULD BE A COTTON MOUTH."
person 1:" ....... dude do you even know what I do for a living I'm a herpetologist a scientist who studies snakes you have been my BOYFRIEND for 3 years we are engaged, and you are my fiancé We are almost married, you were my BOYFRIEND FOR THREE YEARS and I have worked with boa constrictors and you are asking me HOW I KNOW!!!"
person 2: " Okay my almost-husband sorry I installed you but you know I'm scared of snakes"
person 1: "Apology expected almost-husband now can you please come and try to see this beauty of a king snake please sweet heart <3 🥰"
person 2: " I love you sweetie "
person 1: " I love you too"
person 2: " I love you but I'm not going to see the snake"
person 1: "ok fine now let's go see the Eiffel Tower"
person 2: "I love being gay"
END SEEN
FIN
by jamie/that/ting November 03, 2023