Definitions by james "yea i said it" thomas

Scraggles 

A dirty old man who goes to high school basketball games and frequently yells at referees. During the first half of the game he tells injured players to get off the court because sprained ankles don't really hurt, and during the second half he hobbles around in disgust as the home team gets destroyed. He claims to have served in "the war" and is named for his scraggly beard.

Tony: I think Sam sprained his ankle.
Scraggles: Get off the court! I saw people in the war get worse injuries than that and walk away.
Jeff: Shut up Scraggles.

Tony: ScraggLES!!!

Scraggles by james "yea i said it" thomas September 20, 2008

Scraggles 

A dirty old man who goes to high school basketball games and frequently yells at referees. During the first half of the game he tells injured players to get off the court because sprained ankles don't really hurt, and during the second half he hobbles around in disgust as the home team gets destroyed. He claims to have served in "the war" and is named for his scraggly beard.

Tony: I think Sam sprained his ankle.
Scraggles: Get off the court! I saw people in the war get worse injuries than that and walk away.
Jeff: Shut up Scraggles.

Tony: ScragLES!!!

Scraggles by james "yea i said it" thomas September 19, 2008

stat me 

This phrase replaces any verb command. Often used to say "give me," "tell me," etc. Can be replaced with the word "stats," which can also be used in noun form.

Stat me that Lasser. Stringer's gay as hell.

Yo, stats, immeeeeeeediately!

stat me by james "yea i said it" thomas December 28, 2006