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A common misspelling of "Help" on internet games, usually when the speaker is in trouble and needs the "hlep" of more wiser players.
"HLEP MEH PLX!"
"...what?"
by james frost July 21, 2006
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A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
by james frost July 20, 2006
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A penis. A 'cuter' variation of the word.

This word has been receiving publicity from the Big Brother's Big Mouth TV Show (UK) by the presenter Russell Brand, ex coke addict.
Ninia Benjamins views on Big Brother are so outdated that I went into the Old Testiment, went and found David and Goliath, stood infront of Goliath's army, pulled down my trousers and pants, pulled out my dinkle and said, "Lads! Pick on someone your own size!" It got stoned to death. This Big Brother's Big Mouth!
by james frost July 20, 2006
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Derived from woot, meaning "Yay" or "Hurrah"
"Sweet, we won the lottery!"
"Le w%t"
by james frost July 20, 2006
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When a person, or people, take a concept from a popular TV show - usually a catchphrase - and try and make it funny in every day life. Effectively borrowing the line to try and create humor.
Guy, who is not Dane Cook, walks into a party and yells "Wait a second?! Who shit on the coats!"

This is an example of borrowed humor. Expectations were not confounded, thence humor did not arise from it.
by james frost May 15, 2011
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The question asked by many McDonalds staff, and usually if you have spoken it you are at the pinnacle of your career.

Can also be used as a joke response, at the expense of mocking McDonalds.
"Hey, while you're going to the shop can you get me some gum?"
"Do you want fries with that?"
Hilarity ensues.
by james frost July 21, 2006
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The act of attacking someone under the ruse of self-defence, purely so they don't even get a chance to attack you. Usually happens in a bar or other locations that could have disturbance.
Person A: Giving me skittles should apply to you doing any Glasweigan things, such as bottling women, and taking heroin. Deep fried foods are okay, if it's fish. Anything else, a skittle.

Person B: then I'm gonna end up spending my student loan on a box of skittles and sending down south to you.
haha

Person A: I can live with that

Person B: well deep fried foods I tend to avoid anyways - healthy diet for hockey! haha!

Person A: Well try to stick with it! Bottling women should be okay but the taking heroin.Well actually, it's incredibly smart if you think about it. The heroin and the deep frying cancel each other out

Person B: and the bottling is self defence??

Person A: Pre-self defence.

Person B: ahhh yes
by james frost January 31, 2011
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