jam session's definitions

nut shelf

a small, but sturdy peice of flat material (usually wood or plastic) that when attatched to the user's inner thigh creates a wonderful area in which to rest his nuts

Maurice got hit in the balls by a savage ape child so now he wears his nut shelf for support.

by jam session September 1, 2009

fag cream

an ointment that helps to keep the amount of gayness of a person from showing in public

Good thing steve has his fag cream on. Otherwise we wouldn't be seen with him.

by jam session September 1, 2009