jake's definitions

Eifel 65

shit shit shit
pure shit

Eifel 65 is shit
lyrically, musicaly and religously

by jake November 20, 2004

jismleak

in males, after ejaculation, the leakage that occurs in the underwear after putting clothes back on.

by Jake November 8, 2003

cucumber

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

crip

noun; a person of diminished physical capacity

she's a crip, she walks with a limp because her right leg's shorter

by Jake February 17, 2004

cum shot

What comes out of your dick when you're having an orgasm

I squirted a cumshot on my girlfriend's tits right after I fucked her

by Jake February 16, 2003

hoon

One who is only attracted to minorites.

Look at that hoon all over the black girl.

by Jake February 7, 2005

Priametry

The business of measuring one's penis with a ruler or tape-measure.

German and other central european penis's can be measured with a 6" ruler as they average 5.3" long (measured on the top surface while erect) but Irish penis's require a 12" ruler as they are typically 6-1/2" or longer.

by Jake February 3, 2004