Flap Casserole

Flap Casserole...an over-stuffed vagina...when viewed on it's long axis compared to a vertical comparison of the visual reference of lasagna or other meaty layered substance is equal in it relative width, girth, holding capacity, and layered visual appearance is relative to the comparison.
Whoa! her meat sheath was way too big and it looked like a slop box... wait...it looked more like a flap casserole by the time I got there.

"Did you finish?" Well, yeah duh"
by jagerhall October 22, 2015
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hooszhwa`

A select variant of the term Hoosier (absolute trashy, nickle rich, dime poor people.) Generally sporting mullets, jalopies, having 4 or more offspring while living in a trailer with 'Joe Dirt' like je ne sais quoi. Used when the direct knowledge of hoosier-dom is known to the said offender but yet they still try and add eloquence to their situation or style with a French flair.
Thinking that taking your girl to a fast food restaurant and saying "no, go ahead pick anything you want" off the menu makes you fell like a big spender fine diner is very, HOOSZHWA` Then when you leave and jump in the passenger seat of your '83 F150 and yell "whooo, we're drinking rich tonight!" mixing Boone's farm Strawberry Hill and Busch beer together (for homemade champange)...'nuff said.
by jagerhall January 20, 2012
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Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.
What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
by jagerhall August 05, 2019
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