jagerhall's definitions

hooszhwa`

A select variant of the term Hoosier (absolute trashy, nickle rich, dime poor people.) Generally sporting mullets, jalopies, having 4 or more offspring while living in a trailer with 'Joe Dirt' like je ne sais quoi. Used when the direct knowledge of hoosier-dom is known to the said offender but yet they still try and add eloquence to their situation or style with a French flair.

Thinking that taking your girl to a fast food restaurant and saying "no, go ahead pick anything you want" off the menu makes you fell like a big spender fine diner is very, HOOSZHWA` Then when you leave and jump in the passenger seat of your '83 F150 and yell "whooo, we're drinking rich tonight!" mixing Boone's farm Strawberry Hill and Busch beer together (for homemade champange)...'nuff said.

by jagerhall February 5, 2012

Bag Deep

1. Full throttle, sinking to the hilt, literally or figuratively.
2. Highly favorable defensive position which offers an unobstructed field of view.
3. Depth of coitus.
4. Willingness to go bag deep (take the whole shaft) to obtain something.

"He went bag deep to break that tackle and get that touchdown."

"I didn't know if her roommate was home so I went bag deep to watch the front door."

a."I think I bruised my pelvis." b."Oh, you went bag deep?" a."Yeah, a real hammerjacking."

"Damn, he's bag deep after that promotion."

by jagerhall March 24, 2011

flesh turbin

1. the wrapping of one's satchel (i.e. scrotum) with anger or disgust as an act of defamation around another person's head until they pass out, like from a choke hold.

Did you see that dumbass try to merge on the freeway at 35 mph...she needs a flesh turbin and maybe she'll wake up with her foot on the accelerator.

by jagerhall March 24, 2011