Fuckmosis

The portmanteau of fucked and osmosis. A state in which a person ends up in a fucked position, inadvertently or indirectly due to no overtly, stupid, direct action of their own. As fluid can pass through membrane so does the fuck factor to a second, unseen level besides the original intended of said fuckery.
So I let Ralph borrow my car, he forgets to lock it and left the keys on the seat. Someone steals my car. Ralph has no insurance. Yup, welcome to fuckmosis.
by jagerhall June 05, 2019
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St. Fu

Saint Fu...St.Fu...the subtle inuindo for the Cap locked STFU...SHUT THE FUCK UP...but in a stealth kind of way for when someone pissed you off...
John: man this is a cool bar !
You: yeah whatever, it's a sausage fest St. Fu.
by jagerhall March 05, 2017
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Fart Particle

Fart particle, sometimes shortened to farticle, is a derogatory and reference term used towards another person. It usually is descriptive in terms of a rectal emitted blow off speck from a solid or the physical manifestation of a horrific gaseous emission. You don't want to own these and want to be as far away from them or their owners as possible.
Get away from me, leave me alone you fart particle.
by jagerhall May 25, 2018
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