2 definitions by jack bruce

antonym for explosive diarrhea
implosive diarrhea is a spontaneous action in which poop compacts inside of your butthole, and is forcefully ejected out the mouth some 100 yards
Rob: "Holy shit implosive diarrhea! "
Jim: "You know rob, i really don't like you"
by jack bruce June 20, 2005
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Djawed is a goat he is very funny and believes in Allah he has an awesome big large cock and gets all the females and Fatima and Fatou
Fatima: Oh My allah did you see that goat

Fatou: yes My habibi who is that

Fatima: He is Djawed the god the reincarnation of Allah
by jack bruce January 21, 2022
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