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gotti brothers

Bunch of faggot wannabes who live off of their late grandfather John Gotti's name and their good looks. They have their own stupid reality television show called Growing Up Gotti.
1. The Gotti sons are a disgrace to all real Italians

2. Italian 1: Hey the Gottis are real time mobsters.
Italian 2: Bull shit. I heard those pussies got their asses kicked by some guy for hitting on his girlfriend. What wannabes.
by John January 1, 2005
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get bent

person a: hey what did you do on new years?

person b: well i went to my friends house and got absolutely bent off of red bull and vodka.
by john January 1, 2005
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Popolowski

A guy with a miniscule penis and a brain of the equivalent size.
Eric is a Popolowski
by John March 28, 2003
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Vegan

Someone who cares about the suffering of sentient creatures, and therefore does not consume eggs, milk, or meat, as well as abstaining from wearing animals or using products tested on them.

Meat-eaters are harmful to the environment, not vegans. They are the main cause of world hunger by wasting land to feed overbred cows who will become tortured and killed. Meat is an inefficient resource, and also requires a lot of oil in production. Don't say veganism is bad for the environment.

God warned against animal cruelty, and preched compassion. Many references made to meat were metaphoric or not referring to flesh. Most scholars believe Jesus didn't even eat fish, so don't use the pseudo-Christian argument either.

Finally, b12 and protein can be obtained from plants. Beans, nuts, and seeds are rich in protein, and many other plant based foods contain it as well. Seaweed, yeast, and raw organic foods have b12, and it also can be grown as a bacteria.

Debeaking, beating, tail-docking, ear-clipping, confinement, etc. aren't humane. There's no excuse for not being vegan.

The arguments against veganism are very ignorant.

The word vegan means compassion.
Woah, that person cares about the world, she must be a vegan.
by John September 4, 2003
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dirtstick

When someone has a mullet and a moustache. Usually accompanied by ripped jeans and a black concert t-shirt
Dude, these dirsticks asked me to by them beer outside the 7 11.
by John March 6, 2003
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Caryne

A prostitute who enjoys her job and often doesn't charge.
She said she became a caryne originally to pay her debts, then she found she enjoyed it and started giving freebies.
by John January 9, 2004
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jizz queen

a female human being who enjoys ingesting spermatozoa from humans or other animals.
"jennifer lopez is an admitted jizz queen."
by john March 16, 2003
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