j.n. growling's definitions

Apple Rider

A person who absolutely loves to ride the Apple company's dick.

Apple Rider: OMG The new Iphone just came out! This is the best day ever! I'm going to go home and masturbate to Steve Jobs giving a speech.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

Polu

A small tuxedo made for the penis.

A polu is a must have for any man of class.

by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010

$5 Pie

Large amazing pizza pies that are purchased usually in areas of NY and NJ for only $5. The establishments that sell them are usually Mafia run.

I love $5 pies. How are these guys able to sell such a great thing for such a low price?

They murder people in cold blood.

Oh

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

ylav

foreign speak for "love"

I ylav emerica!

by J.N. Growling April 30, 2011

Ass Ninny

People who enjoy Carlos Mencia.

The ass ninny laughed and laughed as Mencia spit out mexican joke after mexican joke.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Cross Eyed Cunt

The funniest and worst insult you could call a girl.

I called Lillian a Cross Eyed Cunt. She stabbed me shortly afterwards.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010