I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by J.N. Growling October 13, 2010

Racist But Funny

When something is racist but also funny.

The Racial Draft skit is racist but funny.

by J.N. Growling July 09, 2010

Xenis

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.

To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.

by J.N. Growling July 03, 2010

care bear shares

Stock that doesn't exist.

Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

by J.N. Growling July 07, 2010

Blipples

When a girl's nipples over shadow her areolas she ceases to have nipples. She has blipples.

Her blipples made it look as if two big ass prunes were accurately thrown at her chest.

by J.N. Growling July 07, 2010

Grind Talk

When your grinding on a girl at a club or a party where the music is really loud and you start saying whatever the fuck you want because no one can properly hear you.

Grinder:"I'm gonna fuck you in the ass and eat your nipples like pepperoni!"
Girl Being Grinded On:"Did You Say Something!"
Grinder:"You dance nice!"
This is Grind Talk.

by J.N. Growling July 07, 2010