j.n. growling's definitions

Perfaggerate

To procrastinate in a faggy manor.

Why does Mike always have to perfaggerate?
Because he is a bitch.
Ok.

by J.N. Growling July 3, 2010

$5 Pie

Large amazing pizza pies that are purchased usually in areas of NY and NJ for only $5. The establishments that sell them are usually Mafia run.

I love $5 pies. How are these guys able to sell such a great thing for such a low price?

They murder people in cold blood.

Oh

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Blair Bombed

The act of being suprised when one is watching a video online and Linda Blair's face from "The Exorcist" pops up randomly.

I was watching a video labeled "Obama Assassination Attempt" with the volume all the way up and I got Blair Bombed. I shat a little.

by J.N. Growling October 12, 2010

Ass Ninny

People who enjoy Carlos Mencia.

The ass ninny laughed and laughed as Mencia spit out mexican joke after mexican joke.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

Polu

A small tuxedo made for the penis.

A polu is a must have for any man of class.

by J.N. Growling June 29, 2010

care bear shares

Stock that doesn't exist.

Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010