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Jared
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A man with a
legendary
sized penis who dresses
extremely
fly. Usually of
Brazilian
decent.
1. Damn he must be
a Jared
!!
2. If only I could be
a Jared
. Then i could
one day
be king.
by
j silva
January 8, 2009
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