Definitions by j F-mont

shlomosexual

someone who is easily turned on by Shlomo's sweet beat boxin' skills! oh yeah shlomo

shes a total shlomosexual, everytime she hears him beat box she gets wetter than a fat chick's panties after eating chinese.

shlomosexual by j F-mont January 30, 2008

dingaring 

1.the ability to tune ones flatulance
2.a tuned flatulant

That sombitch dingaringed his butt to the national anthem!

dingaring by j F-mont January 30, 2008

mynxing 

simular to bestiality, mynxing refers to vigorus sodomy of a large animal, actually has nothing to do with a mynx.

i was mynxing this giraffe when it shat all over my midsection

mynxing by j F-mont January 28, 2008