Definitions by itsthatbradguy
masturbicep
A buildup of muscle mass in the bicep region due to excessive masturbation. Most commonly found in porn addicts and the socially inept.
Man goddamnit listen my wife put parental controls on my computer, making flexing of my masturbicep harder.
masturbicep by itsthatbradguy July 9, 2010
Deep Sea Teepee
The incredibly obvious erection one gets when wearing a bathing suit that requires them to stay in the water to hide it until it subsides to avoid embarrassment.
I wanted to go lay on the beach after swimming in the ocean, but I was sporting a deep sea teepee from scoping chicks all afternoon and had to keep swimming.
Deep Sea Teepee by itsthatbradguy July 9, 2010
Zaneing Off
Offending a woman with offensive, obnoxious, irritating, and generally tasteless comments, causing her to try to leave the area as quickly as possible.
He would be getting some if he could just keep his mouth shut and avoid zaneing off every girl that comes around with his horrible jokes.
Zaneing Off by itsthatbradguy July 7, 2010
business good
business good by itsthatbradguy February 22, 2008