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Pointy Bum Wank 

When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.

"Just had a pointy bum wank in asda"

"Who at?"

"The man who was baking cookies"

Pointy Bum Wank by its as easy as 123 October 9, 2016