singing bug

Desert bug screams when +110 F. lives in palo verde trees.
little tiny bug 1" long ( hear 75 yards away from tree )

Yo dudes desert singing bug drives mexicans and gringos ( crazy ) north in summer california redwoods or anywhere.

cinco hombres pulled pistols fired away palo verde bugs just keeping singing!

by itichie_nocanpo July 04, 2006

politicians casket

vertical casket takes up less space

new vertical politicians casket solves the problem,
Because most politicians are so crooked you can just screw them into the ground when they die.

by itichie_nocanpo October 03, 2006

nursing home

America's number 1 growing place of mexican employment

Yo dude's U can pick more pockets in a nursing home than on the streets of Los Angles.

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

DHS

government agency devoted to maintaining high income by butt sucking the US tax payer.

DHS spent 2 weeks & (200K dollars) looking for 10 raghead students who were just being kids. Safe is as safe does just keep on paying DHS they will take care of you gringos.

DHS say lady's must take off dress @ airport cus they can hide lots of stuff in those bloomers.. While they check your bloomers 2 million tons of stuff ( goods & people ) come into this country unchecked. white heads

by itichie_nocanpo October 17, 2006

mexican taxi

Ice cream cart (2 big wheels ) push by hand (hold 3 hombres)

by using mexican taxi we don't worry about US border patrol man.

Hay! senior better ride than under diesel truck NO!

also shanks mare takes longer get to LA

by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006

bsd

Bomb Sniffing Dog used in airports.

Wanted more bsd for police force. Your dog is bsd if he sniff's girly dogg butts!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

Veterans Hospital

AKA horse-pital worse hospitals in USA managed by white heads

OH! Lord have mercy on me! Please don't force me go Veterans Hospital.
Man u's just lucky to walk out alive.

VA hospital has king midas touch in reverse, they ram butt plug up ass and your mouth, then ask U what wrong?

by itichie_nocanpo October 06, 2006