1 definition by iseestickytape
A town in South Australia, largely known for having the highest percentage of teenage pregnancies in south Australia.
Contrary to popular thought, not all the girls in Whyalla are dirty sluts - but. .you know, most are.
In Whyalla, if you are 13 - 18, you aren't cool unless you go out every weekend, get insanely drunk, hook up with two or three people and shove drugs up your bottom. This is quite a disadvantage for the decent teens of the town, who are simply trying to do well in their lives, and not get pregnant before they have their sweet sixteen.
Contrary to popular thought, not all the girls in Whyalla are dirty sluts - but. .you know, most are.
In Whyalla, if you are 13 - 18, you aren't cool unless you go out every weekend, get insanely drunk, hook up with two or three people and shove drugs up your bottom. This is quite a disadvantage for the decent teens of the town, who are simply trying to do well in their lives, and not get pregnant before they have their sweet sixteen.
Pregnant slut: Hi. I'm pregnant. Give me attention.
Normal person: Oh right. So you're from Whyalla then? *doesn't want to get to close in fear of getting an STD
Pregnant slut: See many people would think that, but I'm actually from Pt. Pirie. We smoke a lot of weed there and probably do more drugs and drink more than people in Whyalla, but they're the only ones that get recognised for it.
Normal person: It all makes sense to me now.
Normal person: Oh right. So you're from Whyalla then? *doesn't want to get to close in fear of getting an STD
Pregnant slut: See many people would think that, but I'm actually from Pt. Pirie. We smoke a lot of weed there and probably do more drugs and drink more than people in Whyalla, but they're the only ones that get recognised for it.
Normal person: It all makes sense to me now.
by iseestickytape July 18, 2009