Definitions by irwin schwab

quäff 

an expression of shock, surprise, or anger. It is a common substitute for strewth or blimey from the English, while also similar to OMG from IM speak. It cannot be used in the form of quäffing or anything to such extent.

Quäff! that giant squid just exploded out of my television and onto my couch!

quäff by irwin schwab September 26, 2009

lolfullz 

sticky laughter that is part of a complete breakfast. (lol + wafflez) in other words laughter that is really sweet and contagious.

bwhahaha that is totally funny, lolfullz

lolfullz by irwin schwab September 26, 2009