hyper

The word used by either my friend Sam or scientists when they want to add emphasis to something

"That's hyper awesome!"
"That's actually hyper weird"

"Hyperglycemia is a condition in which an excessive amount of glucose circulates in the blood plasma."

by iridescent hamburger March 23, 2021

Crush

it’s called a crush because it crushes you and when they reject you, and so you go home and cry because you feel like you’ll never be happy again or if you don’t have a home, you cry in an alleyway or a mcdonald’s bathroom, and either your life gets progressively worse until you die, or you find a way to move on.

i had a crush, then it crushed me, now i am a pancake of sadness.

by iridescent hamburger November 12, 2019